In The Cards

 

Morgan Kairchild was a gambling gnome

he played no limit holdem'

morgan won his fair share

of the pot

morgan was as good as

some of the best


one night morgan came to an old saloon

played the night away with a few men

morgan played against gargamel jenkyns,

benny goods, and freddie lerkury

they sat and drank and talked about weather

and how the camels would fair

in desert like this

but what was really on their minds was the pot

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it's in the cards

it's in the cards

it's in the cards

it's in the cards


to get the right hand

you have to beat every last man

to get the right hand

you have to beat every last man

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soon the night took a turn for the worse

and morgan lost half his stack

morgan could see a tell

in jenkyns eyes and

it gave him an edge to make

his break in the game


one more hand and he saw the ace and jack of spades

that made him wince and jenkyns was out

benny and freddie were in

freddie had the largest stack, and felt he could bully

morgan and soon found out that he was hoodwinked

benny gave his loot away

benny a con man that did some time in guppee pakistan

for stealing womens underwear and beatin up old hookers

was mad

benny wouldnt take it, pulled out his 8 piece said no way

you cheat

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it's in the cards

it's in the cards

it's in the cards

it's in the cards


to get the right hand

you have to beat every last man

to get the right hand

you have to beat every last man

every last man

every last man

every last man

every last man

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morgan got up and said its times like these we could use alitte tabaccee

jenkyns looked at morgan touched his 9 piece and gave him the ok

benny looked at freddie and spit out his chew and gave him the ok

morgan touched his 9 piece and then said draw when your ready sirs

and benny grabbed at his gun but morgan shot his hand and made it bleed

jenkyns then shot freddie lerkury in the heart for being a serial killer

after benny ran away, jenkyns grabbed the loot and they were off in the

sunset heading for greener pastures going back to fenley the great orient


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it's in the cards

it's in the cards

it's in the cards

it's in the cards


to get the right hand

you have to beat every last man

to get the right hand

you have to beat every last man

every last man

every last man

every last man

every last man


it's in the cards

it's in the cards

it's in the cards

it's in the cards

it's in the cards

it's in the cards

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