Castell Syrup (Lyrics)

 Castell Syrup.

i recently took a trip to guppee pakistan wiff my wife and kids, and we went to dizzneyland, con man here, im filthy rich these days, me and my crew went into castell waffle house here in guppee and we cleaned the place of its syrup ten thousand gallons of the shit here's what happened. ----chorus----------------------------------- castell syrup is right for me, i drink it like it was pepsi castell syrup is no joke i can sell it like it was crack smoke buttermilk pancakes to the streets syrup costs calculated on spreadsheets powdered sugar like junkies i reign the costs of business with monkeys '------------------end---chorus------------ gotta stop by the lebenon to finalize a deal with a vendor that can upload a loft full of maple glaze for one point nine mil. the authorities are getting wise i had to make a union call and get some scabs to deliver the goods

these scab beetles are a funny thing they are shifty and ask for ten point nine percent i had to walk the goddamned line ------chorus------------------------------------- ----------end chorus---------------------------- the moral to the story is daddy was hurt by the system, they failed him so now daddy steals big and never loses the loot here's a dollar son, play on the horsey point dexter next time you see son of bitch son use your god damned gun that i gave you. full of fucken real bullets try end their fucking suffering please do so son i love ya good buddy point dexter i love ya ya dumb son of a bitch